THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
Writers: Holly Knight/Jon Paragon
Oh here she comes now and she looks so…so…
HORRIBLE! (scream)
Here comes the bride!
Here comes the bride!
Here comes the bride!
Here comes the bride!
She came waltzing down the isle in a dress so torn and vile
The man of her dreams was a nightmare too as she gave a shriek and a ghastly smile
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Who we talkin’ about ghoul’s ?
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
The preacher said Speak up now, or forever hold your peace
Well, Dr. Frank opened the latch and held up a piece he forgot to attach !!
(nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah -nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah! WHOOO)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Yours Cruelly came in basic black with gift-wrapped witches curses
The wolves and hounds bayed merrily as the guest arrived in hearses!!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Who we talking about ghoul’s?
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
A delightful chill to the awful swamp pierced us to the heart.
The bride broke down in tears of joy well umm actually she…fell apart
(nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah -nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah! WHOOO)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Lady: Mmmm there were some yummy guys catering the reception.
Elvira: Yeah too bad the living dead ate ’em! And they didn’t even save ME a piece…
THE PIGS!!
Man: Uhhhh this ice chest is a mess, excuse me. Could you move that brain and pass me a diet soda?
Here comes the bride!
Here comes the bride!
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Here comes the bride!
(The Bride of Frankenstein)
Sewn together for a wedding who’s that gal that we’re all dreading?
She’s so pretty…green and pale
Who’s that nightmare in the veil ?
Yeah! That’s the one! Yeah right!
The Bride of Frankenstein! DUUUH!!
He’s one bad muther f- (Shut your mouth)
We’ll I’m just talkin’ about Frankenstein
1. THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
‘This was a fun song to write. I’ve always been a fan of the macabre, Dark Shadows, Chiller Theater, The Addams Family … so Elvira is a natural for me.Cassandra Peterson, (her real moniker) is a good friend of mine, so when she asked me to write and produce a campy spooky track for her I jumped all over it. Fred Schneider of the B52 wrote the lyrics and does a hilarious guest appearance on the track.’-HK
